I couldn’t really remember which character I used to play until the moment I booted the game up again last night. Immediately I remembered that it was the shark all the way, and that’s not about to change.
All the rest of the characters just seem like the most generic, lazy animal mascots I can imagine. How, in the peak era of cool animal mascots, did all of them end up so boring?
They really need to be just a little bit more edgy.
And there needs to be a sloth. I would play as a sloth. (Not pushing my luck with my namesakes animal!)